Former Miami Herald humorist Dave Barry hit on the idea that cars should be equipped with guns that could fire darts of different colors to tag other drivers for infractions like hogging a lane, driving an ugly car, nosepicking, etc. I quote:
"So anyway, here is Damara Hutchins' idea: powerful bumper-mounted sucker-dart guns. You would shoot these at other motorists when they did something stupid. Ideally, you could fire several different colors of darts, to indicate the type of infraction. This would be a big help to the police, who could use the darts as evidence:
OFFICER: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
MOTORIST: No, why?
OFFICER: I count 17 red sucker darts on your rear bumper, which means you've been blocking the left lane.
MOTORIST: But I'm going the speed limit!
OFFICER (sighing): Sir, we only pretend that's the speed limit. In good weather and light traffic, the real speed limit is about 10 miles per hour faster, which is the speed 80 percent of the other drivers are going. If you don't want to go that fast, you need to get over, OK? Also, I count five yellow darts, indicating you swerved between lanes while dialing your cell phone; and one brown dart you got for driving a Pontiac Aztek, a vehicle ugly enough to cause retina damage."
For the Tesla truck, I think they'll need a bigger dart.
@ 0:15… “So far, the cyber-truck experience is looking a LITTLE dodgy” 😆😆😆. Gee… I wonder what gave it away… The fact that it looked like we were about to see a real life version of Transformers, where we were about to see a truck turn into a boat or submarine if the manoeuvre went any further south to (dare I say it)… DESTINATION FUCKED??? ✋️🤣
I’m betting that Musky’s cyber-truck will soon be featured on a future episode of “A Current Affair” where dodgy car & truck dealers are chased up relentlessly before they turn around & punch on with the film crew 😂😂😂. What an absolute piece of shit that thing is 🤣🤣🤣
Subby Stackers get it first here! Will go out on YT etc in an hour or so. Cheers!
Former Miami Herald humorist Dave Barry hit on the idea that cars should be equipped with guns that could fire darts of different colors to tag other drivers for infractions like hogging a lane, driving an ugly car, nosepicking, etc. I quote:
"So anyway, here is Damara Hutchins' idea: powerful bumper-mounted sucker-dart guns. You would shoot these at other motorists when they did something stupid. Ideally, you could fire several different colors of darts, to indicate the type of infraction. This would be a big help to the police, who could use the darts as evidence:
OFFICER: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
MOTORIST: No, why?
OFFICER: I count 17 red sucker darts on your rear bumper, which means you've been blocking the left lane.
MOTORIST: But I'm going the speed limit!
OFFICER (sighing): Sir, we only pretend that's the speed limit. In good weather and light traffic, the real speed limit is about 10 miles per hour faster, which is the speed 80 percent of the other drivers are going. If you don't want to go that fast, you need to get over, OK? Also, I count five yellow darts, indicating you swerved between lanes while dialing your cell phone; and one brown dart you got for driving a Pontiac Aztek, a vehicle ugly enough to cause retina damage."
For the Tesla truck, I think they'll need a bigger dart.
@ 0:15… “So far, the cyber-truck experience is looking a LITTLE dodgy” 😆😆😆. Gee… I wonder what gave it away… The fact that it looked like we were about to see a real life version of Transformers, where we were about to see a truck turn into a boat or submarine if the manoeuvre went any further south to (dare I say it)… DESTINATION FUCKED??? ✋️🤣
Lots of cyber truck enthusiasts in my area. My son always says "gross" every time we see one.
I’m betting that Musky’s cyber-truck will soon be featured on a future episode of “A Current Affair” where dodgy car & truck dealers are chased up relentlessly before they turn around & punch on with the film crew 😂😂😂. What an absolute piece of shit that thing is 🤣🤣🤣