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Porting Goat Simulator to Unreal 5! Such graphics! Wow!

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OK, I thought the rhinoceros was pretty epic. About five decades ago, Bill Cosby did a monologue about having a pet rhino in his apartment. https://www.google.com/search?q=bill+cosby+rhinoceros+monologue&rlz=1C1GCEU_enCA887CA887&oq=bill+cosby+rhinoceros+monologue&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160l2.10129j1j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:7df2302b,vid:LMMifIuINIQ,st:0

They went out for a walk:

Drunk: "That's a weird looking dog you've got there. Does he bite?"

Cosby: "No, but he'll ram the heck out of you."

Sadly, I will never be able to unsee that clip of those two kids herding their show pigs. They both had the creepiest stares I've ever seen in my life. Straight out of Stephen King. It's like if the characters in Charlotte's Web were suddenly possessed by demons.

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Dude, a few weeks ago I saw a meme referring to a male body part as a “taco hammer”. I just logged off.

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